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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%? Let's use mathematics and logic to figure it out!

IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
AS: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will
get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will
put you over the top. So, the next time someone claims to
be giving over 100%, you know what he/she is doing.

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